Carbs Kill vinyl sticker

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Carbs kill*, but who wouldn’t want to go out like that?

*Not really. It’s a joke.

Product details:

  • Glossy finish

  • Weather, sunlight, fade, and scratch resistant; dishwasher safe

  • Original illustration by Eyedot Creative / Lindsey Turner

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Someone wise once said, "Carbs are weaponized sugar." Or something like that. I actually can't remember. The point is, for some of us, carbs require constant vigilance, as they are a pathway to horrible and wonderful things at the same time. This sticker can help remind you of the deadly nature of the donut and its evil and delicious cousins in the bread family.

Product Details:

  • Sticker measures 3 inches wide x 2 inches tall

  • Glossy finish

  • Weather, sunlight, fade, and scratch resistant; dishwasher safe

  • Ships free via USPS via a good old fashioned Forever stamp; if you need this item quickly, please upgrade shipping

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