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I'm Not Ignoring Your Text card

$5.50

I’m not ignoring your text. I’m just quietly spiraling out, ingesting microplastics and nutritionless snacks while the trees burn and the oceans boil and the rich clink their champagne glasses while the rest of us fight like crabs to get out of a bucket.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Envelope included

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative / Lindsey Turner

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I’m not ignoring your text. I’m just quietly spiraling out, ingesting microplastics and nutritionless snacks while the trees burn and the oceans boil and the rich clink their champagne glasses while the rest of us fight like crabs to get out of a bucket.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Envelope included

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative / Lindsey Turner

I’m not ignoring your text. I’m just quietly spiraling out, ingesting microplastics and nutritionless snacks while the trees burn and the oceans boil and the rich clink their champagne glasses while the rest of us fight like crabs to get out of a bucket.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Envelope included

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative / Lindsey Turner

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