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JFC You Are Old birthday card

$5.50

As you plummet toward middle age or even older, don't you like to image a skeleton screaming cusses at you on your birthday? Is that just me?

Card features a digital illustration of a screaming skeleton next to the text "Jesus fucking Christ you are old."

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed commercially, then assembled and shipped by Eyedot Creative in Nashville

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As you plummet toward middle age or even older, don't you like to image a skeleton screaming cusses at you on your birthday? Is that just me?

Card features a digital illustration of a screaming skeleton next to the text "Jesus fucking Christ you are old."

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed commercially, then assembled and shipped by Eyedot Creative in Nashville

As you plummet toward middle age or even older, don't you like to image a skeleton screaming cusses at you on your birthday? Is that just me?

Card features a digital illustration of a screaming skeleton next to the text "Jesus fucking Christ you are old."

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside

  • Each card is packaged with a white A2 envelope in a clear sleeve

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed commercially, then assembled and shipped by Eyedot Creative in Nashville

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