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Greeting Cards The Luck of a Mediocre White Man card
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The Luck of a Mediocre White Man card

from $5.50

You ever think about how mediocre white men are just out there “well actually”-ing their way through life with wild abandon, failing up and looking down? Yeah. We think about it a lot.

This card features three of the most famous mediocre white man of our times — Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos. Titans of capitalism! Geniuses of invention! Clueless memelords!

The text reads: My wish for you is all the luck and confidence of a mediocre white man.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Comes with a white envelope

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

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You ever think about how mediocre white men are just out there “well actually”-ing their way through life with wild abandon, failing up and looking down? Yeah. We think about it a lot.

This card features three of the most famous mediocre white man of our times — Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos. Titans of capitalism! Geniuses of invention! Clueless memelords!

The text reads: My wish for you is all the luck and confidence of a mediocre white man.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Comes with a white envelope

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

You ever think about how mediocre white men are just out there “well actually”-ing their way through life with wild abandon, failing up and looking down? Yeah. We think about it a lot.

This card features three of the most famous mediocre white man of our times — Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos. Titans of capitalism! Geniuses of invention! Clueless memelords!

The text reads: My wish for you is all the luck and confidence of a mediocre white man.

Product details

  • Cards are printed on bright white 100 pound uncoated stock

  • A2 size (4.25x5.5), folded

  • Blank inside with matte finish for smooth writing experience

  • Comes with a white envelope

  • Original card design copyright Eyedot Creative

  • Card printed professionally, assembled by Eyedot Creative, and shipped from Nashville

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